zeldathemes
Yo, my name's Jessica and this is an independent RP blog for my OCs October and Chris Monroe. This is more of a personal account, but if you check out my tagged/RP you can find all my roleplays. I don't even tag shit anymore, unless I'm adding something onto it, or I need it for later, in which I tag it "Saving" or "ref". I live in the Eastern time zone, so that might give you a better idea on what area I live in/what time it is now. If you have any questions, shoot me an ask! I don't bite (hard).

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Toby's a Li'l Bitch

folieadeus:

theyoungbloodchronicles.exe
king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

sixpenceee:

The sculpture park of Veijo Rönkkönen located in Finland. 

It’s a park full of human sculptures performing various activities. There are over 200 figures, most of which are self-portraits of the artist himself.  Some of these sculptures use real human teeth. 

The artist Veijo Rönkkönenwas a man who kept to himself. While he was a small town miller, many say he had experienced the world, and the various ethnicities of the statues may exemplify this. 

He had numerous requests to showcase his work, but he rejected them all. Following the artist’s death, the sculpture garden and accompanying property was purchased by Finnish businessman Reino Uusitalo who plans to refurbish the sculptures as needed and offer guided tours of the premises.

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  #This is creepy  
“Are you sure you know how to use that?”

She gave him a smirk and held it tight in her hands. “Of course I do. I’ve been doing this for years.” 

She lined her eye up with the sights, clicked off the safety, and fired, sending a bullet straight to the zombie target in the lane. It hit his head, and she shot once, twice, and three times more. 

  #slightlyinsaneblackcat    #RP    #:D    #Answered  
I Feel Strange with their favorite marvel character

M!A: I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.

Deadpool. :D 

  #thelightsbedamned    #M!A    #Answered  

radicalteen:

vinegod:

Husky Learning to howl by Best Puppy Vines

oooooh good job buddy

  #Happy tag  

miss-mixi:

artattackmusic:

stormofthunder:

no, THIS is the best english dub

holy shit i need to finish this

I love this

asmilinggoddess:

professors seeing “teddy lupin” on their rosters and being like “ah yes, remus lupin’s son. remus was such a well behaved student, i’m sure his son will be the same”

and then teddy shows up for class and they’re like “oh no….oh no”

abagond:

thechanelmuse:

So, I was in the middle of searching for how long Keke Palmer will be on Broadway as Cinderella. Gotta get my ticket. I scrolled down and saw this first comment: 

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The reach with this one disneyfied ass tale. They, however, have no problem whitewashing different races and ethnicities and see our disdain as sensitive and “reverse racist.” Case in point: Exodus - God and Kings, the new British-American biblical movie set in Egypt, that has caused uproar and boycotts: 

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Apparently these are acceptable…

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Lemme not go over the post limit. This is just a handful that scratch the surface. 

BTW, the Cinderella story came from China to Europe in the time of Marco Polo..

dingdongyouaremeteorwrong:

Hi everyone!

This is my kitty cat, Pumpkin. As you can see, there’s something that’s wrong with his eye! He’ll need to get it removed, as it’s very very painful for him. 

The procedure is 3000$.

The issue? My mother doesn’t have a job, and I don’t have a car or a license to get one myself. She’s searching now, but even if she finds one, there’s not going to be any chance we can raise the money for him ourselves.

If we can’t raise enough money for him, we’ll have to put him down. I love Pumpkin so much, and I’d hate for him to have to be put asleep. 

On my blog is a donate button. You don’t have to donate to reblog, but please please please try to get the word out! I need enough money by the end of summer or else we won’t have any option other than to put him to sleep. ;n;

I don’t have much to offer, but I would be absolutely greatful if you could help me out. If you have any questions or concerns, my skype account is alsciaukat31, and I’m available most of the time. 

bageldragon:

Don’t you love it when ur phone mirrors ur selfies

  #Tokyo Ghoul    #Cosplay  

self-love-for-all:

If you relapse, repeat after me:

  • You are not weak.
  • You have not lost this battle.
  • You are not selfish.
  • You are not out of control.
  • All the progress you made hasn’t magically disappeared.
  • You are not a failure.
  • Life is a cycle of highs and lows- good times are ahead, so keep going forward.
  • You matter.

lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

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are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

Quality M!A Masterlist

----- Physical M!As -----
Time Warp: Muse is suddenly a specified age.
Equipment Change: Muse is suddenly a specified gender.
Pinch And Drag: Muse is suddenly a specified size.
Odd Organism: Muse is turned into a specified animal.
Odder Organism: Muse is turned into a specified monster.
Beep Boop: Muse is turned into a robot. If muse is normally a robot, they are now a living being.
Spirit Door: Muse is turned into a ghost. If muse is normally a ghost, they are now alive.
Oh Hell No: Muse is split into good and evil versions of themself.
Assimilation: Muse now has specified robotic features or components.
Flutter: Muse now has wings of a specified size.
Name It: A specified physical feature of the muse's is now very different.
----- Personality M!As -----
Abloo Bloo: Muse can't stop crying.
Snuggle Bug: Muse is now exceptionally affectionate to everyone.
ESAD: Muse suddenly despises a specified person or thing.
Red Heart: Muse is now passionately in love with a specified person.
Hero Worship: Muse idolizes a specified person and thinks everything about them is amazing.
Obsession: Muse cannot stop thinking about a specified person or thing.
Constant Boners: Muse's libido has gone wild and they can't stop thinking about sex.
Rustled Jimmies: Muse is rebellious and easily angered.
Game Over Man: Muse is now terrified of a specified thing.
----- Abilities and Afflictions -----
3D Motion: Muse can now fly.
Lights Out: Muse cannot see.
Muted Speakers: Muse cannot hear.
Muted Mic: Muse has no voice and can't make a sound.
Heavy Chest: Muse suddenly has difficulty breathing.
Now Try Rapping: Muse now thpeakth with a lithp.
S.S. Stutter: Muse now speaks with a s-severe stu-stutt-t-ter.
Nerve Pain: Muse is struck by intense, constant pain which nothing can alleviate.
Sucky Symptoms: Muse becomes miserably ill with specified symptoms.
Woop Bang Crash: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance.
Bonk Smack Thump: Muse suddenly loses all feeling in their limbs.
Twitchy Skin: Muse is extremely sensitive to touch.
Whoa Mama: Muse orgasms every time their name is said.
Sweet n Spicy: Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop.
Let Me Up: Muse is tied down and at the mercy of others.
Minor Inconvenience: Muse's clothes have all gone missing.
Strip Party: One item of muse's clothing disappears every time a specified thing occurs.
Mee Yow: Muse is suddenly some kind of sex kitten.
Pshhh Naw: Muse is now completely drunk.
Pick Your Poison: Muse has to do a specified thing every time their name is said.
Truth Obsession: Muse either cannot lie, or they cannot stop lying.
Dancing On The Ceiling: Muse is somehow unaffected by gravity.
That's Creepy: Muse now looks exactly like a specified person.
No Survivors: Muse is suddenly on a murderous rampage.
Spicy Meatball: Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouth.
Seadweller: Muse is now aquatic and cannot survive out of water.
400 Blankets: Muse is now freezing cold and can't seem to get warm.
Shouldn't Have Said That: Muse has lost their verbal filter and now blurts whatever comes to mind.
Thirsty: Muse is now a blood-drinker. They don't get fangs or special abilities, but they must now find blood to drink or they will starve. Other food and drink makes them vomit.
Just Not Your Day: A tiny storm cloud follows muse around and rains on them at specified times.
He Has A Point: Muse now has an angel and a demon, which only they can see and hear, perched on their shoulders and offering advice.
----- Interactive M!As -----
Kiss Me Whole: Muse is slowly fading away and will only return to normal when kissed.
Song And A Kiss: Muse loses their voice and will only regain it when kissed.
Don't Make It Creepy: Muse falls asleep and can only be awoken with a kiss.
I'll Owe You: Muse turns into a frog and will only return to normal when kissed.
Gimme Sugar: Muse suddenly wants to kiss anyone who says their name.
C'mere Babe: Muse is suddenly compelled to kiss anyone who sends them an ask.
Very Well: Muse is owned by a specified person and must obey their commands.
Yes Mistress: Muse must submit to any commands given to them.
Come Fairy: Specified person has the ability to bring muse to orgasm by pointing at them.
Stuck On You: Muse is chained to a specified person for a certain length of time. Include chain leeway/length.
I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.
I Look Strange: Muse swaps bodies with a specified person.
Bad Sexy Idea: Muse is now on a quest to make out with the one person they know they shouldn't.
B-Baka: Muse now acts like a bashful, blushing klutz around a specified person.
Ooh Kinky: Muse is suddenly into BDSM and on a mission to get it on with a specified person.
Hey Whatcha Doin: Muse is compelled to follow a specified person around and can't leave them alone.
TMI Warning: Muse is compelled to confess an opinion or feeling they have about anyone they speak to.
  #M!As    #PLEASE I LOVE THESE I RARELY GET THESE  
armins-mom:


"NOT EVERYONE CAN BE AN ~*ACKERMAN*~, MIKASA.”

still buttmad over that damn cover

armins-mom:

"NOT EVERYONE CAN BE AN ~*ACKERMAN*~, MIKASA.”

still buttmad over that damn cover

  #snk