zeldathemes
Yo, my name's Jessica and this is an independent RP blog for my OCs October and Chris Monroe. This is more of a personal account, but if you check out my tagged/RP you can find all my roleplays. I tag things, but only if I know if it's from a series or something, I tag my ships, and I tag things I could use for later, in which I tag it "Saving" or "ref". I live in the Eastern time zone, so that might give you a better idea on what area I live in/what time it is now. If you have any questions, shoot me an ask! I don't bite (hard).

THIS IS A NSFW BLOG. DON'T LIKE? UNFOLLOW. I'M NOT DOING SPECIAL SHIT FOR PEOPLE. I'M NOT THAT NICE TO EVERYBODY. I POST BLOOD, GORE, SEX, AND OTHER SHIT THAT I LIKE OR THINGS FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE.
If you have questions though, seriously don't be afraid to ask. ............................................................................. Current M!A Status - None, but accepting ............................................................................. I track the tags: octobermonroe416, chrismonroe, and octobermonroe.
Toby's a Li'l Bitch

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

ben-c:

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

as an asexual person, i’m a little confused as to why you think this only applies to us. this applies to all people. no matter who you date, their level of comfort with physical contact will vary, and whether they’re ace or not it’s your job to establish a comfort zone

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

thefrogman:

Art by Rafael Mantesso [instagram]

  #Happy tag  

a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

albus severus: dear mum and dad
albus severus: i was in the library today
albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
albus severus: and i would just like to say
albus severus: are you fucking serious
albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
albus severus: just literally anything else please
albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
albus severus: bloody hell
albus severus: yours sincerely,
albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit
  #Harry Potter    #HP  

cosmiicprince:

carrotcakebandit:

au where every sports anime is happening at the same school

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twitch-the-tiny:

xxjustsomebloggerxx:

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

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Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

Tumblr can be so interesting sometimes…

  #Saving    #nsfw    #-ish  

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

iguanamouth:

anyway howd he get in there

  #snk  

justin-bernardo:

It’s depressing seeing how many people give up on their dreams at a young age because they’re told to “be realistic”.