zeldathemes
Yo, my name's Jessica and this is an independent RP blog for my OCs October and Chris Monroe. This is more of a personal account, but if you check out my tagged/RP you can find all my roleplays. I don't even tag shit anymore, unless I'm adding something onto it, or I need it for later, in which I tag it "Saving" or "ref". I live in the Eastern time zone, so that might give you a better idea on what area I live in/what time it is now. If you have any questions, shoot me an ask! I don't bite (hard).

THIS IS A NSFW BLOG. DON'T LIKE? UNFOLLOW. I'M NOT DOING SPECIAL SHIT FOR PEOPLE. I'M NOT THAT NICE TO EVERYBODY. I POST BLOOD, GORE, SEX, AND OTHER SHIT THAT I LIKE OR FIND AMUSING. Please check my FAQ for any more questions, and the Rules page for roleplaying. (Still in the works) ............................................................................. Current M!A Status - None, but accepting ............................................................................. I track the tags: octobermonroe416, chrismonroe, and octobermonroe.
Toby's a Li'l Bitch

FREE INDIE HORROR GAMES MASTERPOST

fuck-yeah-horror:

Which 

SCP Containment Breach 

Lasting

The White Chamber

Cry Of Fear

Ascension 

Mad Father

Imscared

1916 Der Unbekannte Krieg

Slender: The Eight Pages

Ib

Sepulchre

The 4th Wall

Eyes

escape from lavender town 

Devil’s Tuning Fork 

Hide

7 Days

Vapour

Erie

One Late Night

I See You

Deep Sleep

Ao Oni

Nightmare House 2

Hello? Hell… o?

Minotaur

Homesick

Korsakovia

Yumi Nikki

I Can’t Escape

Lisa

Hyde

NothingElse

Taunt

Don’t Escape

Bunnyman - Lost Souls

  #I currently have    #Which    #scp containment breach    #MadFather    #Imscared    #Ib    #The 4th Wall    #Devil's Tuning Fork    #Is REALLY fun    #I See You    #Ao Oni    #Is terrifying    #Yumi Nikki  

pyropeass:

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

thank you

diabolicalprince:

P A R T N E R S || Wrench&Numbers journey through Fargo.  
Perfect tunes for kicking ass and taking names. 
===> Listen <===
1. Intro - Wrench and Numbers Theme 
2. The Rooster Prince  - Joker and The Theif

“I said the joker is a wanted man. He makes his way all across the land. I see him sifting through the sand. So I’ll tell you all the story about the joker and the thief in the night.”

3. A Muddy Road - Snap out of it 

"I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake baby. Snap out of it. I get the feeling I left it too late, but baby. Snap out of it."

4. Eating the Blame - Beat the Devil’s Tattoo 

“Your soul is able. Death is all you cradle. Sleepin’ on the nails. There’s nowhere left to fall.”

5. The Six Ungraspables - THISKIDSNOTALRIGHT 

"Do your dirty work without me. Say you’re best when no one can see. Stand up, catch fire with me."

6. Buridan’s Ass - Skulls

“I don’t want to rest in peace. I’d rather be the ghost that annoys you. I hope you can make me laugh. Six feet down when we’re bored of each other.”

7. Who Shave’s the Barber? - Too Much to Ask?

“When you sobbed before it felt much more like the product of a squabble. Now there’s reason for it to be something more and no would be…Oh, it’s uncertain whether the curtain has shut for good.”

8. The Heap - Kill Me

"Every day I wake up. Every Day I wake up alone. || Let me open up the discussion with, I’m not impressed with any mother fucking word I say. See I lied that I cried when he came inside. And now I’m burning a highway to Hades. Shut the fuck up!"

diabolicalprince:

P A R T N E R S || Wrench&Numbers journey through Fargo.  

Perfect tunes for kicking ass and taking names. 

===> Listen <===

1. Intro - Wrench and Numbers Theme 

2. The Rooster Prince  - Joker and The Theif

I said the joker is a wanted man. He makes his way all across the land. I see him sifting through the sand. So I’ll tell you all the story about the joker and the thief in the night.”

3. A Muddy Road - Snap out of it 

"I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake baby. Snap out of it. I get the feeling I left it too late, but baby. Snap out of it."

4. Eating the Blame - Beat the Devil’s Tattoo 

Your soul is able. Death is all you cradle. Sleepin’ on the nails. There’s nowhere left to fall.”

5. The Six Ungraspables - THISKIDSNOTALRIGHT 

"Do your dirty work without me. Say you’re best when no one can see. Stand up, catch fire with me."

6. Buridan’s Ass - Skulls

I don’t want to rest in peace. I’d rather be the ghost that annoys you. I hope you can make me laugh. Six feet down when we’re bored of each other.”

7. Who Shave’s the Barber? - Too Much to Ask?

When you sobbed before it felt much more like the product of a squabble. Now there’s reason for it to be something more and no would be…Oh, it’s uncertain whether the curtain has shut for good.”

8. The Heap - Kill Me

"Every day I wake up. Every Day I wake up alone. || Let me open up the discussion with, I’m not impressed with any mother fucking word I say. See I lied that I cried when he came inside. And now I’m burning a highway to Hades. Shut the fuck up!"

  #Saving    #music    #mobile blogging  

my-friend-the-frog:

drisrt:

Well he’s not a *hound*

u go here

overlypolitebisexual:

unknowntumble:

overlypolitebisexual:

straight girls in relationships who make out with other girls then say “it’s not cheating girls don’t count” are the worst like wow sorry didn’t realise relationships between non het women don’t count as valid like your hetero relationship does

It doesn’t for me. I enjoy watching. Lol

if any of you were wondering why i find men repulsive, here is your answer

  #I agree  

freedomconvicted:

i hope probably trashed luciano’s personality but i don’t care cause he’s beautiful

  #wtnv  
  #dmmd    #mobile blogging  

Discovering Yaoi

crossoverringgenesis:

Thicker Than Water
—
arted for a devgroup Homestuck-PAPCG.

crossoverringgenesis:

Thicker Than Water

arted for a devgroup Homestuck-PAPCG.

  #Homestuck  

drdavidbrinner:

A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love

the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy  goes for too long and you get TWO instead

  #Happy tag    #KITTY  

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

  #feminism  

ashle1:

if you were to label me as 

  • Lawful Good | Neutral Good | Chaotic Good
  • Lawful Neutral | True Neutral | Chaotic Neutral
  • Lawful Evil | Neutral Evil | Chaotic Evil

what would you label me

dumbledorathexplora:

ろまcartoonnetworkとめ

smile-cause-life-is-beautiful:

fweeble:

gryphynshadow:

littlemissbatterwitch:

clothoboorocracy:

stormybabe:

I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”

My hero

someone teach me this pweeze-ooc

Ok Ladies, here’s the info on this move.
We are blessed with a low center of gravity. This means that when we get ahold of someone and tip over backward like that, it’s easy peasy for us to do. Especially on a guy. Think of it like a fulcum and lever: they’re the lever, we’re the fulcrum, and because their center of gravity is up in their chest, instead of in their pelvis, when we get down low and lean back, whupsy there they tip right over.
Now, here’s the real deal on that particular move. Check out how this gif end, with the guy’s head on the floor like that? How his torso seems straight up and down, his head and neck on the floor, all his body weight and the momentum of having been tossed over her shoulder?
Yeah, he’s pretty messed up from that. In the really real world, if you do that move correctly, toss your whole body into it, seriously oomph it up and give that mugger a throw, you can snap his neck.
All that said, here’s how you do it!
This is something you do fast, ladies. Move quickly and with assurance, and don’t worry about whether you’re strong enough to do it or not: you are. This is about physics, not muscle.
Get low, bend your knees and hips. Our strength is largly concentrated in our lower bodies, and when we put our knees and thighs into a move, we bring some of the largest muscles in the human body to bear. You’d be surprised what you can move with your legs.
When she got low on him, her right arm was around his waist, her shoulder roughly at or under his ass, her left arm wrapped around his left leg. Feet shoulder width apart for a nice stable base, big deep breath in, and lift just a bit while falling backwards. It doesn’t take much strength but it will really mess with the dude’s day. Landing on your head will at the very very least knock you silly for a minute.
Interestingly, we can use these same basic principles to ruin a guy’s day if he’s the one to grab us! Imagine, if you will, mugger dude runs up behind you and bear hugs you in preparation for dragging you into the alley. Scary, right? Yep.
If he lifts you too fast, and you find your feet off the ground, kick him in the shins, scrape your shoes down his legs, aim for the knees and his feet. Toss your head back and head butt him. Bite him. Squirm. Do what it takes to get your feet back on the ground.
Feet on the ground, grab his arms and hold on to them. Don’t let him get away, because this move, ladies, will put him down and out, and if he moves away he may go for a distance weapon, or start using his fists. Hold onto his arms and keep him in close.
Again, feet shoulder width apart. Use your booty and hips now, like you’re trying to hit his not-so-manly bits with your ass, get your hips back, bend your knees and flex your hips. If he’s shortish, you should at this point have picked him up and be balancing him on your back. If he’s tall, you’re now in position to put a crimp in his style in a big way.
Tuck your head to your chest and roll forward, just like you did when you were a kid. Flip yourself forward and let gravity do the rest. You will have your head tucked down, aiming to land on the upper back of one shoulder; he won’t. This means he’ll land on his face, with the full force of his own body weight behind it as well as any momentum you’ve built up. You may very well land on top of him too.
From here, get up, run like hell towards a light source while yelling “help, fire, call 911 (or whatever emergency services number exists in your country)”
Remember, ladies, with just a little understanding of comparative anatomy and physics, you too can put a man on the ground and seriously mess up his day. But then, that’s what he was planning to do to you, so fair’s fair.

Reblogging again because of Gryphyn’s awesome comment. C:

All women NEED to know this. REBLOG AND YOU CAN SAVE A LIFE

smile-cause-life-is-beautiful:

fweeble:

gryphynshadow:

littlemissbatterwitch:

clothoboorocracy:

stormybabe:

I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”

My hero

someone teach me this pweeze-ooc

Ok Ladies, here’s the info on this move.

We are blessed with a low center of gravity. This means that when we get ahold of someone and tip over backward like that, it’s easy peasy for us to do. Especially on a guy. Think of it like a fulcum and lever: they’re the lever, we’re the fulcrum, and because their center of gravity is up in their chest, instead of in their pelvis, when we get down low and lean back, whupsy there they tip right over.

Now, here’s the real deal on that particular move. Check out how this gif end, with the guy’s head on the floor like that? How his torso seems straight up and down, his head and neck on the floor, all his body weight and the momentum of having been tossed over her shoulder?

Yeah, he’s pretty messed up from that. In the really real world, if you do that move correctly, toss your whole body into it, seriously oomph it up and give that mugger a throw, you can snap his neck.

All that said, here’s how you do it!

This is something you do fast, ladies. Move quickly and with assurance, and don’t worry about whether you’re strong enough to do it or not: you are. This is about physics, not muscle.

Get low, bend your knees and hips. Our strength is largly concentrated in our lower bodies, and when we put our knees and thighs into a move, we bring some of the largest muscles in the human body to bear. You’d be surprised what you can move with your legs.

When she got low on him, her right arm was around his waist, her shoulder roughly at or under his ass, her left arm wrapped around his left leg. Feet shoulder width apart for a nice stable base, big deep breath in, and lift just a bit while falling backwards. It doesn’t take much strength but it will really mess with the dude’s day. Landing on your head will at the very very least knock you silly for a minute.

Interestingly, we can use these same basic principles to ruin a guy’s day if he’s the one to grab us! Imagine, if you will, mugger dude runs up behind you and bear hugs you in preparation for dragging you into the alley. Scary, right? Yep.

If he lifts you too fast, and you find your feet off the ground, kick him in the shins, scrape your shoes down his legs, aim for the knees and his feet. Toss your head back and head butt him. Bite him. Squirm. Do what it takes to get your feet back on the ground.

Feet on the ground, grab his arms and hold on to them. Don’t let him get away, because this move, ladies, will put him down and out, and if he moves away he may go for a distance weapon, or start using his fists. Hold onto his arms and keep him in close.

Again, feet shoulder width apart. Use your booty and hips now, like you’re trying to hit his not-so-manly bits with your ass, get your hips back, bend your knees and flex your hips. If he’s shortish, you should at this point have picked him up and be balancing him on your back. If he’s tall, you’re now in position to put a crimp in his style in a big way.

Tuck your head to your chest and roll forward, just like you did when you were a kid. Flip yourself forward and let gravity do the rest. You will have your head tucked down, aiming to land on the upper back of one shoulder; he won’t. This means he’ll land on his face, with the full force of his own body weight behind it as well as any momentum you’ve built up. You may very well land on top of him too.

From here, get up, run like hell towards a light source while yelling “help, fire, call 911 (or whatever emergency services number exists in your country)”

Remember, ladies, with just a little understanding of comparative anatomy and physics, you too can put a man on the ground and seriously mess up his day. But then, that’s what he was planning to do to you, so fair’s fair.

Reblogging again because of Gryphyn’s awesome comment. C:

All women NEED to know this. REBLOG AND YOU CAN SAVE A LIFE

  #Saving    #Self defense    #ref    #important    #writing ref