zeldathemes
Yo, my name's Jessica and this is an independent RP blog for my OCs October and Chris Monroe. This is more of a personal account, but if you check out my tagged/RP you can find all my roleplays. I don't even tag shit anymore, unless I'm adding something onto it, or I need it for later, in which I tag it "Saving" or "ref". I live in the Eastern time zone, so that might give you a better idea on what area I live in/what time it is now. If you have any questions, shoot me an ask! I don't bite (hard).

THIS IS A NSFW BLOG. DON'T LIKE? UNFOLLOW. I'M NOT DOING SPECIAL SHIT FOR PEOPLE. I'M NOT THAT NICE TO EVERYBODY. I POST BLOOD, GORE, SEX, AND OTHER SHIT THAT I LIKE OR FIND AMUSING. Please check my FAQ for any more questions, and the Rules page for roleplaying. (Still in the works) ............................................................................. Current M!A Status - None, but accepting ............................................................................. I track the tags: octobermonroe416, chrismonroe, and octobermonroe.
Toby's a Li'l Bitch

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

green-eyed-rising-demon:

obsessive-fallen-angel:

frecklesnbowlegs:

Too soon?

perfect

No, it’s good. 

  #spn    #spn spoilers    #SDCC    #Hell ye    #Season 10  
REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot
My inbox fucked up and ate the message
I have nothing else interesting to say
I suck at socialising and don't know how to reply
I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them
NOT REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
I hate you and never want to see you again
  #slightlyinsaneblackcat    #beyond-kun  
noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever.

noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever.

Me: *Finishes video game*
Me: Who am I????
shadetastic:

my life is a lie

shadetastic:

my life is a lie

  #Pant and Stocking  
narcolepticspaniels:

I don’t get it

narcolepticspaniels:

I don’t get it

  #Portal  
coffeeandcockatiels:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Buying these asap.

coffeeandcockatiels:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Buying these asap.

  #Saving    #Shopping  

memelord420blazeit:

Imagine if allmates had poor reception sometimes so yOU SEE PEOPLE HOLDING THEIR ROBOT ANIMALS UP LIKE SIMBA TO TRY AND GET A SIGNAL LIKE OH MY GD O

  #dmmd  

himelistic:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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applebottomclaudiajeans:

capekalaska:

killdeercheer:

sizvideos:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

Love this bit

"just sayin’"

He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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